HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE AS IT 'IS' THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD....
Well, it's shit! That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb sh more...
ENJOY, I know I did...LMAO LMAO
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE AS IT 'IS' THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD....
Well, it's shit! That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!! less...
I think that is a much used American word. All the bad words get over used. the most common word in my town is CUNT. Used for police, and endearment to your best friend and an affectionate pet name for your two year old child trying to keep up with you toddling through the traffic 10 yeards behind you. "Catch up you little Cunt and stop acting like a fucking stupid bitch"
I usd to hate the word and still do, but I now use it towarsd the police who I decide are fully deserving of i more...
I think that is a much used American word. All the bad words get over used. the most common word in my town is CUNT. Used for police, and endearment to your best friend and an affectionate pet name for your two year old child trying to keep up with you toddling through the traffic 10 yeards behind you. "Catch up you little Cunt and stop acting like a fucking stupid bitch"
I usd to hate the word and still do, but I now use it towarsd the police who I decide are fully deserving of it.
Where would we be without Anglo Saxon words to swear by? delivered with a Noel Coward type upper class diction.
I tend to swear, picked it up workign with men in male work envirnments. Am not shocked by it, goes over my head. But I wish I didn't swear so easily and so often. it does sound better. Save it til best.
OH WOW THANKS DEB, kinda like the first time I heard how the word F.U.C.K. came about in England! It seem's that on land owned by Lords,Earls,Knights and such, the 'serfs' that tilled the land were obliged to allow the King to have the very first night of bedding the "new bride" BEFORE HER HUSBAND!!!! Hence,
F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing. A very good close friend of mine found this in an OLD book on England, its history, and lore. It was a very interesting book to say the more...
OH WOW THANKS DEB, kinda like the first time I heard how the word F.U.C.K. came about in England! It seem's that on land owned by Lords,Earls,Knights and such, the 'serfs' that tilled the land were obliged to allow the King to have the very first night of bedding the "new bride" BEFORE HER HUSBAND!!!! Hence,
F.ornication U.nder C.onsent of the K.ing. A very good close friend of mine found this in an OLD book on England, its history, and lore. It was a very interesting book to say the least.
Thanks for sharing that too though.....I'll also share with all my buddies... ;) less...
hehe! Ain't it the truth! Gotta love George Carlin. Thanks Bran!
Intersesting Fact
The True Definition Of SHIT
(I didn't even know there was one! hehe!)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing more...
hehe! Ain't it the truth! Gotta love George Carlin. Thanks Bran!
Intersesting Fact
The True Definition Of SHIT
(I didn't even know there was one! hehe!)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit" less...
